• Star Wars: The Last Jedi awakes

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi awakes

    Doesn’t every Star Wars trailer now days open with someone breathing from just waking up? that’s ok by us here at Snorereviews.com! the Star Wars movies have always been fun to watch and yes even the prequels have some fun to them. Let’s hope this isn’t just a movie of training only to end with […]

  • The Hіtmаn’s Bоdyguаrd has a lot of MFs

    The Hіtmаn’s Bоdyguаrd has a lot of MFs

    I like that each actor here knows who they are and are playing it for laughs in this trailer for “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.” Sure I’ll see this if nothing is playing in August. Let’s hope for the best from this movie and please oh please have a good story. 2.5 snores out of 5. Let’s […]

  • Batman Returns a few snores

    Batman Returns a few snores

    Who would of thought a penguin named Oswald Cobblepot would be such a great role for Danny Devito? He really holds this Batman movie together, that and Cat woman. the cast in this Batman sequel to the first live action movie without POW! BANG! YAZZZAAAA!!!! is really good. everyone from Walken, Keaton, Pfeiffer, etc. I […]

  • Boss Baby never snores

    Boss Baby never snores

    ok so first thing is first, the animation in this movie is really impressive. everything from the pop up book story to the continued glossed up colors and transitions boss baby is extraordinary. on a early after noon sunday we arrive with 2 minutes to spare before the previews. the theater is filled with kids, […]

  • The LEGO Batman Movie is snore ready

    The LEGO Batman Movie is snore ready

    I had heard a lot of great things about the lego batman movie. I was excited to see this and with that great anticipation comes great sleep. 3 snores out of 5 snores.  hmmm, at least the first 20 minutes was better than Batman V Superman.

  • *batteries not included (1987) is a classic movie

    *batteries not included (1987) is a classic movie

    this year marks the 30th year anniversary of this unrated gem. I won’t spoil it for you but I will say that it’s as good as you remembered it to be. 0 snores out of 5. when will hollywood go back to simple and fun movies with a sad twist?  

  • National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 – 1 Snore review

    National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 – 1 Snore review

      the concept of spoofing Lethal Weapon movies with big action ones from the 1980’s is brilliant even in 2017. I was surprised how this movie still holds the test of time with its spoofs and jokes. isn’t that what a good parody movie should do? 1 snore out of 5. I have always wondered […]

  • Beauty and the Beast Official Trailer #1 certified snoozer

    Beauty and the Beast Official Trailer #1 certified snoozer

    looks like we could get some good sleep during this movie remake of the classic animated movie. whew let’s hope the music sends us into snore snore land. ok ok I’m awake for the end credits and let’s hope those are good. 5 snores out of 5. Is nothing sacred from boring remakes anymore?

  • PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 Official Trailer # 3 (2017) Dead Men Tell No Tales, Please STOP!

    PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 Official Trailer # 3 (2017) Dead Men Tell No Tales, Please STOP!

      you get the impression that Johnny Depp is out of good characters and disney needs people to start riding the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at disneyland or world or where ever it is again. two words about this trailer… PLEASE STOP! if only dead men did tell no more tales. right? no one […]

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter I’m trying to get to it

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter I’m trying to get to it

      With all due respect this is a long running franchise that I have never watched. it’s just not my cup of tea if you will. that being said I think I’ll try and watch it tonight. 

  • Oscars 2017: To snooze, or not to snooze; that is the question:

    Oscars 2017: To snooze, or not to snooze; that is the question:

    so I started watching the Oscars hours before the show with all the red carpet hoopla. it was a fun time and everyone looked great. the Oscars show itself started with a bang as Justin Timberlake opened the show with his song from Trolls and ended with a cover of Lovely Day. Jimmy Kimmel entered […]

  • Napoleon Dynamite has a lot of snores and quotes

    Napoleon Dynamite has a lot of snores and quotes

    a lot of quotable lines but why does it have to be so snoring? you’ll find yourself waking up here and there and remembering to vote for pedro. anyone else wonder why this never got a sequel? 5 snores out of 5. overhyped in it’s day by MTV. cheap to make but it’s gonna need […]

  • Fist Fight should be called “Teacher Fight”

    Fist Fight should be called “Teacher Fight”

    the critics of Rotten Tomatoes hate these kind of movies. you know, the movies that never bore and turn into snores? sure it’s not a sad weepy oscar favorite. but it sure does move along and has a fun cast of characters. it’s Ice Cube being Ice Cube and Charlie Day being Charlie Day. the only […]

  • John Wick: Chapter 2 ‘Good To See You Again Keanu Reeves’

    John Wick: Chapter 2 ‘Good To See You Again Keanu Reeves’

      I arrived at the theater and had a choice to make Fifty Shades Darker or John Wick Chapter 2? hmmm the red pill or blue blue? John Wick 2 please… “Good choice” said the movie theater guy who sold the ticket.  it’s been a few weeks since JW2 has come out and so the […]

  • Fool’s Gold (2008) no shirt or shoes required

    Fool’s Gold (2008) no shirt or shoes required

    The shirtless wonder known as Matthew McConaughey returns! I think about half this movie he is shoeless and shirtless (Ladies please take note) I would imagine anyone watching this is not looking for an oscar nominated script for screenwriting. I enjoyed a good portion of this movie for it’s dumbness. but at the end of the […]

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