Certified Snoozers

  • SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)

    SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)

    “I did not start this snore!” claims an ape from this new and final snoring trailer. Look I was a fan of the originals back in the 1960s and 1970s. right I know what you’re thinking… You like humans in ape suits? No it was the simple story and premise that I loved the most. […]

  • BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing

    BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing

    At 10 seconds in I began to yawn… That’s not a good thing for a movie trailer to a sequel made in the 1980s. Look I never really got into the first one. I do like the actors in this what looks to be a snooze fest of a movie. The same director that did […]

  • Interstellar is a Certified Snoozer

    Interstellar is a Certified Snoozer

    This is the soundtrack snores are made of! Yes! We finally got a movie that puts us to bed within 20 minutes of the opening. the good news is I woke up 2 minutes before the end credits. I was rested and ready! thanks to all of you who made this movie such a great […]

  • Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer 

    Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer 

    Say what? Thor cut his hair? hmmmm, this feels like if Jesus Christ cut his hair to fit in. Yeah, this doesn’t look very good. Let’s hope I’m wrong about that. I mean a CGI jumping Hulk? I smell a Batman and Robin egg. When a franchise is failing call in the family friendly script […]

  • Ghost in the Shell doesn’t Compell 

    Ghost in the Shell doesn’t Compell 

    Let me start by saying I am a huge fan of Scarlett Johansson since first watching Ghost World.  So I guess we should of known a sequel of sorts was coming. and yes, we got it with Ghost in the snore…I mean shell. Look, I’m not gonna sugar coat this review. before the credits started I fell […]

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