Feature Reviews

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  The Matrix trilogy (it’s worse than you remember)

  The Matrix was a mysterious place in the first movie. In Reloaded, the Matrix isn’t a place that we would want to visit in the movie theater. The 3rd one? Wait, what was that one about again? What happened to the visual porn? Everything feels trite and contrived. 

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  Aladdin (2019) The Struggle Is Real

  We can only figure Will Smith took this role was because he must be broke or needing to get out of the house. Why not bring back robin Williams? You’ve got enough audio. If you can make Will Smith blue why not Williams?

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  Shark Tank is 10 years strong!

  Let’s hope the show can keep up what made it great in the first place… The sharks. Look, everyone has ideas. Yeah you can say that again. We just need great investors who believe in those ideas.

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  Why American Idol Sucks

  Start by replacing Katy Perry, cutting down the amount of episodes a season, be honest to the contestant, bring the fun back of off key singers and place oh please stop advertising every new disney live action remake and blah blah blah.

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  The Twilight Zone vs Black Mirror

  The original Twilight Zone is so original that trying to top it or even attempting to duplicate that success has failed over the years. The 1980s movie and series fell flat to deliver anything that you would want to keep watching.  The 2000’s brought yet another remake with Forest Whitaker as the narrater. Yep it too failed.

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  Shazam is not related to Kazaam

  Standout scene was the battle between shazam and the bad man. the far away i can’t hear you or can you speak up. hahaha. what a treat.

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  Thanks Hellboy (2019) for the gruesome ride!

  We must understand what this movie is and isn’t. The showing I was at was schedule for 4:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. luckily the weather was cloudy and almost thunderous.