Feature Reviews
Recent and Classic Movie Reviews
- The Matrix trilogy (it’s worse than you remember)
The Matrix was a mysterious place in the first movie. In Reloaded, the Matrix isn't a place that we would want to visit in the movie theater. The 3rd one? Wait, what was that one about again? What - Aladdin (2019) The Struggle Is Real
We can only figure Will Smith took this role was because he must be broke or needing to get out of the house. Why not bring back robin Williams? You've got enough audio. If you can make Will Smith - Shark Tank is 10 years strong!
Let’s hope the show can keep up what made it great in the first place… The sharks. Look, everyone has ideas. Yeah you can say that again. We just need great investors who believe in those - Why American Idol Sucks
Start by replacing Katy Perry, cutting down the amount of episodes a season, be honest to the contestant, bring the fun back of off key singers and place oh please stop advertising every new disney - The Twilight Zone vs Black Mirror
The original Twilight Zone is so original that trying to top it or even attempting to duplicate that success has failed over the years. The 1980s movie and series fell flat to deliver anything that
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Thanks Hellboy (2019) for the gruesome ride!
We must understand what this movie is and isn’t. The showing I was at was schedule for 4:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. luckily the weather was cloudy and almost thunderous.
Avengers EndLame is just that and oh yeah hokey.
The movie is useless gibberish and honestly I’m glad they ended it now. This movie is a close example of turning into Lord of the rings and The Hobbit movies pick one.. Overlong and boring.
Aquaman is great entertainment for white families
Here’s the thing with the movie Aquaman, I wasn’t mad that I was slightly bored and slightly entertained. It has some cool visuals to look at sometimes. I find myself getting mad as I type out my review of the film. When I walked out of the movie I was like 2.5 snores out of 5 snores.
Movie Ideas and TV Shows Improvement
Marlon needs a few tune ups to mass audience success
As I was watching the episode titled “End Of The Road” with a guest appearance from Boyz II Men it occurred to me… This show needs a few tune ups. Those tune ups will help take it into a mass audience.
MOVIE IDEA: The Costco Heist
A group of bumbling idiots try and heist Costco in one night to prove they belong on Oceans Eleven. Everything from security to semis to a empty Costco warehouse. This might be the funniest heist film about robbing the largest wholesale warehouse on the planet. Think Tower heist meets Oceans Eleven with a end twist.
MOVIE IDEAS: Dude Where’s My Car 2
It’s essentially the same movie as the first remade years later. yep you guessed it, scene for scene reenactment of the original. Even have the original cast return to play their parts… And Then? Well you know a 3rd movie. the title can be “Dude Where’s My Car again?
Shazam is not related to Kazaam
Standout scene was the battle between shazam and the bad man. the far away i can’t hear you or can you speak up. hahaha. what a treat.