Hey High School Musical, If you go to this movie expecting a snoring good time be warned it doesn’t have that. Before I went to see Baywatch aka Babewatch, I read and watched all of the reviews from Rottentomatoes to Youtube reviewers big and small. Not a one critic liked the movie…Not a one! But why? What was wrong with this movie? Was it not funny? Was the acting terrible? What was it?
Hey NSync, I think I know what it was. Critics like movies that are boring, and perfect to sleep too.
So a few days passed Backstreet boys… I decided to see Baywatch! Why? Because I’ve watched a good portion of the old shows online. I enjoyed them for what they are and what they are not. So I did the same with Baywatch the movie. Here’s my list of expectations One Direction: #1 Great Bodies #2 Hot Bodies #3 Slow motion boobs. Was my expectations met? Oh yes!
Look, Justin Bieber, if you’re looking for a movie that will put you to sleep before the credits get rolling than watch La La Land from last year. If you’re looking for the perfect script and time to sleep this is not the movie. Now if you want a movie that has hot babes running in slow motion…This is your movie.
0 Snores out of 5 snores. Just sit back Zach Efron and enjoy the hot bodies and babes.