Albino Black: A lot of people have been asking me… What does iCizzle do for fun? iCizzle: Hmmmm, Stripping Albino Black: Allegedly, people have been spreading rumors about you being a male stripper for the ladies. iCizzle: Not true Albino Black: What’s your favorite Animal? iCizzle: Hmmmm.. The Weiner Dog! Albino Black: What about hobbies? […]
For what it’s worth I gave it 20 minutes and it wasn’t bad it just was missing something. oh heck, strike 3 your out at the old ball game. 3.5 snores out of 5. look 3.5 snores is not a bad thing. just not a wild thing.
THE MUMMY! Yes! I know that was all caps but hey this is a fun movie. Tom Cruise is back in fine form with Jake Johnson searching for umm some adventure. They do indeed find it and more as the adventure begins. I don’t want to spoil anything for you. The effects are truly well […]
Lightning McQueen is back! but not really yet until the end of my review for Cars 3. Lightning is seemingly on top of his game as we find him racing his heart out. He wins the races without ease until the new upgraded car is bigger, better, faster, yeah! The new speed monster Jackson Storm […]
Go Go Power Rangers! Based off the popular series from the 1990’s, this time we get a movie update. From the start of the film, we are introduced to the rangers, individually and together in not one but two car chases! Yep, they both end in complete 1980’s A-Team action only it looks like 2017. […]
Starts off with a bang! And for those that don’t know or remember this is a reboot or remake of the original staring Julia Roberts. The trailer has nice tone and from the looks of it a good solid cast. I enjoyed the 180 shift and hope they don’t make it a horror predictable movie. […]
Boy what a disappointment of a movie. With all the great reviews telling us that this is one of the best Origin superhero stories ever! That I don’t believe. The hype is what’s telling you this is good. Watch it again in 3 years, you’ll see a lot more glaring errors. Something else that disappointed me […]
A group of bumbling idiots try and heist Costco in one night to prove they belong on Oceans Eleven. Everything from security to semis to a empty Costco warehouse. This might be the funniest heist film about robbing the largest wholesale warehouse on the planet. Think Tower heist meets Oceans Eleven with a end twist.
It takes a long time to get to the characters. I think around 7 minutes is the time it takes to (excuse me I need to take a bathroom break) get to the main characters. It has some funny parts of (Hang on I’ll be right back) arguing. The concept is (will you please excuse […]
Oh wow, what can I say? This looks erie and can’t look away good. I’ve seen the original mini-series of the Stephen King classic. It’s funny because I don’t want to see a bloody horror movie but more a on the edge of your seat jump fest. Let’s hope we get that with “IT” and […]