Certified Snoozers

  • The Breakfast Club offers lots of snores

    The Breakfast Club offers lots of snores

    As the clock hits 10pm on a Tuesday night and the new movie on HBO is the 1985 so called classic the breakfast club. A sense of wait have I ever watched this? hmmm, I don’t remember. Well, let’s take a watch because over the years the movie comes up and people talk about it […]

  • WONDER WOMAN is Official Sorigin Story

    WONDER WOMAN is Official Sorigin Story

    Boy what a disappointment of a movie. With all the great reviews telling us that this is one of the best Origin superhero stories ever! That I don’t believe. The hype is what’s telling you this is good. Watch it again in 3 years, you’ll see a lot more glaring errors. Something else that disappointed me […]

  • SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)

    SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)

    “I did not start this snore!” claims an ape from this new and final snoring trailer. Look I was a fan of the originals back in the 1960s and 1970s. right I know what you’re thinking… You like humans in ape suits? No it was the simple story and premise that I loved the most. […]

  • BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing

    BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing

    At 10 seconds in I began to yawn… That’s not a good thing for a movie trailer to a sequel made in the 1980s. Look I never really got into the first one. I do like the actors in this what looks to be a snooze fest of a movie. The same director that did […]

  • Interstellar is a Certified Snoozer

    Interstellar is a Certified Snoozer

    This is the soundtrack snores are made of! Yes! We finally got a movie that puts us to bed within 20 minutes of the opening. the good news is I woke up 2 minutes before the end credits. I was rested and ready! thanks to all of you who made this movie such a great […]

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