The Mummy (2017) has a sandstorm of a good time
THE MUMMY! Yes! I know that was all caps but hey this is a fun movie. Tom Cruise is back in fine form with Jake Johnson searching for umm some adventure. They do indeed find it and more as the adventure begins. I don’t want to spoil anything for you. The effects are truly well […]
Cars 3 is eye candy and fast fun!
Lightning McQueen is back! but not really yet until the end of my review for Cars 3. Lightning is seemingly on top of his game as we find him racing his heart out. He wins the races without ease until the new upgraded car is bigger, better, faster, yeah! The new speed monster Jackson Storm […]
FLATLINERS trailer keeps you alive!
Starts off with a bang! And for those that don’t know or remember this is a reboot or remake of the original staring Julia Roberts. The trailer has nice tone and from the looks of it a good solid cast. I enjoyed the 180 shift and hope they don’t make it a horror predictable movie. […]
Alien: Covenant “the BITCH is back!”
So like every fan of the Alien series will tell you right up front…my list of top 3 favorite Alien movies. Alien: Covenant Aliens Alien: 3 That’s right my favorite Alien movie is this one. I was concerned about the Xenomorph becoming 100% CGI. You never know what that can do to the main character. It really […]
Baywatch has babes to keep you awake!
Hey High School Musical, If you go to this movie expecting a snoring good time be warned it doesn’t have that. Before I went to see Baywatch aka Babewatch, I read and watched all of the reviews from Rottentomatoes to Youtube reviewers big and small. Not a one critic liked the movie…Not a one! But […]
TRANSFORMERS 5 Final Trailer (2017) is LOUD!
“It’s such a good vibration, It’s such a sweet and sexy sound” is a hook from Marky Mark’s classic song Good Vibrations. One of my favorite songs still to this day. I just wish this was like Men In Black where Will Smith did a song about Aliens and Men In Black galaxy defenders. Uh […]
WONDER WOMAN is Official Sorigin Story
Boy what a disappointment of a movie. With all the great reviews telling us that this is one of the best Origin superhero stories ever! That I don’t believe. The hype is what’s telling you this is good. Watch it again in 3 years, you’ll see a lot more glaring errors. Something else that disappointed me […]
SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)
“I did not start this snore!” claims an ape from this new and final snoring trailer. Look I was a fan of the originals back in the 1960s and 1970s. right I know what you’re thinking… You like humans in ape suits? No it was the simple story and premise that I loved the most. […]
BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing
At 10 seconds in I began to yawn… That’s not a good thing for a movie trailer to a sequel made in the 1980s. Look I never really got into the first one. I do like the actors in this what looks to be a snooze fest of a movie. The same director that did […]
Interstellar is a Certified Snoozer
This is the soundtrack snores are made of! Yes! We finally got a movie that puts us to bed within 20 minutes of the opening. the good news is I woke up 2 minutes before the end credits. I was rested and ready! thanks to all of you who made this movie such a great […]
Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer
Say what? Thor cut his hair? hmmmm, this feels like if Jesus Christ cut his hair to fit in. Yeah, this doesn’t look very good. Let’s hope I’m wrong about that. I mean a CGI jumping Hulk? I smell a Batman and Robin egg. When a franchise is failing call in the family friendly script […]
Ghost in the Shell doesn’t Compell
Let me start by saying I am a huge fan of Scarlett Johansson since first watching Ghost World. So I guess we should of known a sequel of sorts was coming. and yes, we got it with Ghost in the snore…I mean shell. Look, I’m not gonna sugar coat this review. before the credits started I fell […]
