The Matrix was a mysterious place in the first movie. In Reloaded, the Matrix isn’t a place that we would want to visit in the movie theater. The 3rd one? Wait, what was that one about again? What happened to the visual porn? Everything feels trite and contrived.
We can only figure Will Smith took this role was because he must be broke or needing to get out of the house. Why not bring back robin Williams? You’ve got enough audio. If you can make Will Smith blue why not Williams?
Here’s the thing with the movie Aquaman, I wasn’t mad that I was slightly bored and slightly entertained. It has some cool visuals to look at sometimes. I find myself getting mad as I type out my review of the film. When I walked out of the movie I was like 2.5 snores out of 5 snores.
From the multiplex to the art house, here are the year’s standout films. From the best to the worst. We rank the top 8 of 2018 in the best and worst movies.
I’m gonna list all 5 times from what I can remember before I feel a sleep below. It’s a fine movie and the acting is good.. snoring. Ok ok let’s get to the top 5 times I fell asleep to Doctor Strange.
Snore Reviews: What’s the one thing you learned about Madonna?
iCizzle: She’s done more for women’s sexual libration than any woman has ever done. Including Mother Teresa.
There’s something about the way handles the scenes in American Made. He’s commanding and in control. He understands what makes a great actor year after year.
Tomb Raider is good. Not great. Not bad. Just good. Nothing wrong with that. I would like to see a sequel as this is just a good action adventure that means well. If they green light a sequel I would imagine it would be better and I’ll be first in line.
So what’s it all about? It’s a 10 short film collection of some of the best iCizzle comedy shorts. If you’re not familiar with iCizzle that’s ok. He’s a comedy gem who has yet to be cast on SNL.