FLATLINERS trailer keeps you alive!
Starts off with a bang! And for those that don’t know or remember this is a reboot or remake of the original staring Julia Roberts. The trailer has nice tone and from the looks of it a good solid cast. I enjoyed the 180 shift and hope they don’t make it a horror predictable movie.
0 Snores out of 0 Snores. All in all, I’d like to see this movie.
TRANSFORMERS 5 Final Trailer (2017) is LOUD!
“It’s such a good vibration, It’s such a sweet and sexy sound” is a hook from Marky Mark’s classic song Good Vibrations. One of my favorite songs still to this day. I just wish this was like Men In Black where Will Smith did a song about Aliens and Men In Black galaxy defenders. Uh huh uh huh. Will this movie do good? Yes and because we know what to expect from a Transformers movie. LOUD!!!!!!
0 Snores out of 5 Snores. LOUDER!!!!
SNORE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (2017)
“I did not start this snore!” claims an ape from this new and final snoring trailer. Look I was a fan of the originals back in the 1960s and 1970s. right I know what you’re thinking… You like humans in ape suits? No it was the simple story and premise that I loved the most. The new ones are impressive to look at but after that I fell asleep. That’s never a good thing in a movie trailer.
5 snores out of 5. Snores are everywhere!
ІT Official Trailer # 2 BOOOOOOOOO!
Oh wow, what can I say? This looks erie and can’t look away good. I’ve seen the original mini-series of the Stephen King classic. It’s funny because I don’t want to see a bloody horror movie but more a on the edge of your seat jump fest. Let’s hope we get that with “IT” and a little more!
0 snores out of 5 snores. Eeeeerrrrriiiiieeeee clowns freak me out!
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING Trailer aka Simon Almighty
This is what the Bruce Almighty sequel really should of been about. A talking Dog, Poop that finds a toilet from the ground, wishing to have a great bod, and more! This looks promising from the trailer. Good cast as well oh wait has Robin Williams come back as a Dog? Who knows, this is hollywood!
0 Snores out of 5. Simon Almighty looks like it could be a new classic!
BLADE RUNNER 2049 Official Trailer perfect for snoozing
At 10 seconds in I began to yawn… That’s not a good thing for a movie trailer to a sequel made in the 1980s. Look I never really got into the first one. I do like the actors in this what looks to be a snooze fest of a movie. The same director that did the what will soon become a snooze classic “Arrival” and look, it’s hard to make a movie look that good. almost to the end and I yawned another 5 times. I feel sleepy. I should watch everything all the way to the end But hey, this is snorereviews.com not rottentomatoes.com.
5 snores out of 5 snores. It’s nice to see the joker getting some work after Suicide Squad.
KINGSMAN: The Golden Circle Trailer (2017)
hmmm, do we really need another Kingsman movie? probably not. Look I’m all for movies that sort of entertain. The first movie was ok and that’s about it.
2.5 Snores out of 5. Let’s hope they don’t make a third one.
Thor: Ragnarok Teaser Trailer
Say what? Thor cut his hair? hmmmm, this feels like if Jesus Christ cut his hair to fit in. Yeah, this doesn’t look very good. Let’s hope I’m wrong about that. I mean a CGI jumping Hulk? I smell a Batman and Robin egg. When a franchise is failing call in the family friendly script and movie.
5 snores and a yawn for this one. let’s hope theres no cheesy one liners about how its hammer time! Wait, MC hammer is in this? Assguard is dead!!!!!!
Star Wars: The Last Jedi awakes
Doesn’t every Star Wars trailer now days open with someone breathing from just waking up? that’s ok by us here at Snorereviews.com! the Star Wars movies have always been fun to watch and yes even the prequels have some fun to them.
Let’s hope this isn’t just a movie of training only to end with a cliffhanger for the next Star Wars movie in 2019.
0 Snores out of 5. looking forward to this Star Wars just like the last Star Wars!
The Hіtmаn’s Bоdyguаrd has a lot of MFs
I like that each actor here knows who they are and are playing it for laughs in this trailer for “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.”
Sure I’ll see this if nothing is playing in August. Let’s hope for the best from this movie and please oh please have a good story.
2.5 snores out of 5. Let’s go Mother F…er!